Y'all know how I was just saying it is amazing how I have managed to get to a happy comfortable place in my life. ... God got jokes... 
So Eric went to file taxes today.. and he claimed me, as he has the last couple years maybe last 3. To be honest, I have never done my own taxes. Either my parents, spouse or whoever I was living with at the time has claimed me. I suck at math honestly, leave me out of the whole ordeal as much as possible is my motto.. 

So imagine the shock when they kicked back Erics taxes saying I had already filed taxes....for myself...
Umm, No.. no the fuck I did not! It gets even crazier. For the last several years I haven't even had an ID or a SS card for that matter.. I lost all my info years ago. My ID, My Social security card and my birth certificate all vannished.. That was over 10 years ago. I have been trying to replace it all and only this last year got close to getting my social security card sorted out because my last ID was in my maiden name but my social is in my married name.. I had to prove I was married etc. and then Covid. So basically I have been off the grid all this time. 

So riddle me this. How do I, someone who has no photo ID, no social security card prove that I am me and that the person claiming to be me filing taxes is in fact... NOT me??

Welcome to chapter 41 "If they are me then who am I? If I am me then who are THEY?"