Dynamite 10.21.20
10/21/2020 10:18 PM

Wardlow/Jungle Boy

What a match to start a great show off with. I've been missing Wardlow so much recently-- seeing him in this tournament is very much welcomed. I long for him and MJF to be separated so that he can go on to be a cool nice guy who does cool nice things. AEW has really filled their "giant meat man" quota since the start of the year, and it would be nice to have another one besides Hobbs who's out there fighting for the people.

Wardlow tends to win quickly, but Jungle Boy decides right out of the gate just to piss him off, delivering a healthy smack to the face. This actually works for Jack here, as pissed off Wardlow is stupid Wardlow. Jungle Boy is able to systematically take out Wardlows legs and then assaults his back. He gets some good, healthy offence in before he gets too bold, I think, and goes right for the front. He should have stuck to the legs and just brought him down but he's young and cocky still.

Wardlow gets the upper hand here and despite a good show by Jungle Boy, eventually kills the hell out of him with an F10 into the ring, then ANOTHER nasty one to take the match.

It really is shocking how quick Wardlow is for such a big dude. He did a kip up at one point even, and the guy is like 7 feet tall.

Jungle Boy is so good, however, that despite any of this and all of Wardlow's offence, he really could have won the match had he played a little more defensively.


Eddie Kingston's 10.21 Post Show Promo

I don't know what to say about Eddie I haven't already. This promo is insane. It's ridiculous how good Eddie is. He's a shit bird heel who decked a man after an insane match with Lance Archer of all people and had his goons beat Mox down, and STILL comes off as sympathetic. He talks about how Mox left him behind for big money and "entertainment", and not wrestling.

I encourage you to watch this segment. It's worth your time. Eddie is untouchable.


Moxley Responds

Mox says no one was happier to have Eddie in AEW than he was. He says despite all his clamoring, and big talk, no one is to blame more for Eddie's failures than Eddie. He gets in his own way. Never does things right. Says he doesn't know who this new, whiny loser is. He accepts Eddie's demands for an I Quit match for Full Gear.

Too good.


Sonny Kiss/Kenny Omega

Sonny comes out, then Omega gets a whole brand new extremely involved introduction. Justin Roberts names all Kenny's achievements, says he's performed in North Carolina(!), Kenny gets choreographed ring girls dancing with brooms, he comes out, shakes Sonny's hand, V-Trigger, One-Winged Angel, 1,2,3. Kenny shrugs the match off, shakes Sonny's hand again and leaves. Kenny isn't playing around anymore.


Orange Cassidy gets "interviewed"

OC is... "excited" about his rematch with Cody and says he can't wait to do it in Cincinnati. Tony reminds him they aren't traveling anymore. This seems to come as a shock to OC.

Cody On Gains

Cody says he's been bulking up to be a true heavyweight contender. Says he's excited to watch the show tonight as a fan and for the OC rematch. Not much here.


Eddie-- WITH MORE!

They can promo off each other all night for all I care. Eddie is first hyping up the Lucha Bros match to come, then talks more shit to Mox. He says Moxley might embrace the darkness but he lives in it, was molded by it, etc. The I Quit match is on.


Pentagon/Rey Fenix

To be totally honest with you, there's no way I can explain this match written down that will convey exactly what happened here. The story was two brothers taking it a little too far with each other. It starts off friendly, you got the hugs, then Fenix gets some early offence in which irritates Pentagon. They get into some chops with each other and they are not playing around. They hit each other so hard I felt it. Viscerally. I'm surprised they didn't draw blood.

This match was like one of those WCW lucha/cruiserweight matches that would go for 6 minutes turned all the way up to main event status. I wish it was the main event. It sure felt like it.

For two people who are often accused of "not selling" and "no psychology", the story telling in this match was beautiful. Fenix fakes a serious injury to lure Penta in, only to go back on the attack. Penta tries to break Fenix's arm. Playing off of empathy for each other, Fenix eventually pulls some kind of insane move they called a destroyer but it was like-- this match was art. It was the best thing on the show bar none. Save, for maybe, a backstage segment yet to come. Wrestling wise this is as good as it gets dude. One of the best matches all year. Up there with the tag match from Revolution.


Cobana/Hangman

This bit starts with some of the Dark Order telling Colt he's not really their friend and that he needs to win this for Mr Brody. Colt talks about the Exalted One, says he's excited to get that win. John Silver goes off. Silver is nuts tonight, btw. He's so good.

They come in for the entrances, Page gets a lot of chants tonight for "Cowboy STUFF" since they're trying to downplay the shit's for TNT while they have a smaller crowd.

This match is not as fast as Hangman's. It's a lot of pretty brutal stuff-- at one point Colt hits Hangman who was climbing the turnbuckle and knocks him off onto the ring apron. It looked nasty, he hit so hard. Cabana then jumps off the ring onto him.

There's a lot more of this heavy hitting stuff as Hangman tries to go for the Buckshot. Colt keeps reversing or dodging it, outsmarting Page. Finally, Hangman is able to fake him out, get the lariat, and win the match.

Unexpectedly, Dark Order comes out to take Colt out, a rare show of in-group unity from them. Perhaps they were as impressed with Colt's performance as we all were. He put up a crazy fight. This match was way more snug than it seemed like it would be.


Sammy Threatens Matt

Sammy is back with another promo about how he's gonna end Matt's career. It appears to be setting up a cinematic match considering how it looks. Hopefully neither of them dies. This feud is cursed.


Taz on Hobbs/Allin.

Taz wants Hobbs decision on joining Team Taz QUICKLY, or it won't end well for him. They also whine some about Darby, saying he's spoiled, he gets everything he wants. Starks calls him a face painted bitch.


Le Dinner Debonair

This is... if not the best backstage segment of all time, one of the very very tip top contenders. They fight about their restaurant orders for a bit, then Jericho says he's tired of how rude MJF is to everyone. If he wants into Inner Circle, why isn't he trying to be nice? To be courteous? That's when all the sudden it turns INTO A FULL FLEDGED PERFORMANCE OF ME AND MY SHADOW.

SHOWGIRLS, DANCING, SINGING.

I have never been happier. Watch it.


Britt Baker/Kilynn King

I sure hope they sign Kilynn soon. Seriously. She's put the work in the past few months so much. She's at every taping. She's good.

This is a pretty even match at the start, for the most part. Kilynn gets some offence in, Britt does as well, going back and forth. Kilynn sneaks out of a lockjaw attempt, but in the end Britt is able to hit her with a DDT, a curb stomp, a fishermans suplex, and then gets the lockjaw to win. No promo here, but they do announce a womens match for next week in a rare move.


Darby And Steve-O.

Darby says Ricky is a dead man. To prove he's tough, he slides down a half pipe in a body bag. Darby being Darby.


Tag Team Contender Match with Bucks/Private Party/Butcher and Blade/Silver&Reynolds(DO)

Like all the multi tag team matches, this descends into chaos relatively quickly. Highlights here are Silver killing everyone after the best hot tag of his career, young bucks fighting off 3 close pins (then everyone else all clambering into the ring to stop theirs), some GREAT offence by Marq Quen, and really not that much from Butcher and Blade. The Bunny is back. They play the clip from Dark on the show at least.

I know this isn't really the place for it but-- what happened here? This Bunny/Nightmare Family thing was a storyline running for about 6 months, over almost the whole COVID era. It went nowhere. Bunny rejoins B&B halfway through QT's match and he barely even notices. I figured they would have some kind of cool end to this, but it just ends with a big fat nothing. Does QT even care? Eddie said Blade needed to get his house in order, but I assumed we'd SEE that. She's out there tonight just being same ol' Bunny. She even seemed to be more of a face after Brandi got all heel after getting her action figure. It's just weird and bad. Missed opportunity. Maybe it'll lead to something in the future but as far as the present in concerned, this whole angle is squandered to nothing.

Back to the tag match-- Reynolds gets knocked OUT at one point when Private Party do a Hardy Bros style double flying move onto him. I mean hands up, fencing position, cold cut salami dude was dead weight. No one seemed to notice even though Doc was out there banging on the mat. Blade literally drug him to the corner and tagged himself in and they just whipped his ass out of there.

Despite the chaos and the full blown unfollowable mess it was, the story was basically the Bucks getting their win back from Private Party. It's fine, but it wasn't very great either. Bucks Vs. FTR for Full Gear is real though.

Then, in the definite for sure worst segment of the match, we get a good ol' fashioned beat down. Tully comes out disguised and helps FTR smack down the young bucks and just about break Matt's leg. It goes on for too long with a lot of vamping. The end. Tully did get a sick move in though to keep up with Arn lol


Good:

  • Almost all the tournament matches were fantastic, and Kenny's was good for a whole other reason
  • Special shout out to the Penta/Rey match. Any time someone wants to say these guys are just no-selling spot monkey's who can't tell a story needs to be directed here immediately
  • The musical number made my week. My month. It's an instant classic
  • Amazing promo work by Mox/Eddie

Bad:

  • A lot of kind of bland interviews/promos from others. Darby's in particular felt like wasted air. He's done stunts before but this was by far the lamest.
  • Tag match conclusion went on too long
  • They did a brief rewind of the Kip/Arcade cabinet thing which is still stupid and that storyline is still buried in mud and gets worse every single week.
Overall: A-
A great show with a kind of messy ending is a still a great show. One of the best Dynamites in a long time. 
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10/15/2020 09:10 PM
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Dynamite 10.14.20 "Anniversary Show"
10/14/2020 10:23 PM

FTR/Best Friends

No hope for an upset here. I was having issues with my stream and missed... most of this match to be totally honest. I really didn't even see enough to know how I felt about it. I saw Trent fighting alone, the arcade cabinet spot that seemed incredibly misplaced, the finish and the Miro stuff. For the record, why would FTR save the best friends from a count out if they're going to cheat to win anyway? What are they doing? I don't know. Let's just move on. Miro comes in afterwards and beats up Best Friends because FTR threw them through their cabinet.


Miro & Kip/Lee Johnson & Sean Maluta

So this was disappointing. Lee Johnson has been largely fighting in Dark for months it feels like, and I thought here he was going to kind of get the same chance Will Hobbs got-- to kind of show off for a bit. He got a theme and everything-- ultimately for nothing as this was just a chance for Miro to stomp around and get a camel clutch in.

What the hell is this? And now Miro/Kip are feuding with Best Friends while Penelope continues to do nothing and What the fuck is going on with the wedding. I know I said this last week-- but what is happening here? What IS this? I truly do not understand and it does not feel like a normal Dynamite storyline to me. I am so baffled by this every single week.


Lance attacks Moxley

Lance jumps Moxley backstage, just to get us ready for the main event later. Nothing else really happens here.


MJF Makes An Announcement

In a very, very, very long promo, MJF says, finally, that he would like to join the Inner Circle. Jericho tells him they need to have a steak dinner. MJF, also, finally gives Sammy his jacket which is sized for someone about 3x as big as Lance Archer. These two really have great chemistry together, and it's hard to tell which one of them is getting something over on the other at any particular time. Does Jericho know MJF is just feeding his ego to get into the group? Does MJF know Jericho might know? Hard to say. I'm happy to have more of this.


Britt Baker Update

In my favorite segment of the show, my OTP Baker/Tony are at a spa together discussing her latest rule, which ultimately leads to an announcement of Britt getting a match next week to start her big comeback. Tony also gets a chest wax!

Tony and Britt have, since the moment Britt really turned heel, had the absolute best chemistry. It's out of nowhere, goofy, and just makes me happy. I love them. Britt has really, truly grown as a wrestler over the last year. She's improved more than anyone else on the show in my opinion. They clearly want to get the belt onto her at some point, perhaps with this very run.


Cody/Orange Cassidy

This match was great if not KIND OF disappointing to me. Orange Cassidy, back to his old tricks, ducks and dodges Cody at first before a real match breaks out. Newly Blonde-Again Cody plays heel again as he did with Sonny Kiss back in their TNT title match, doing the pushups, attacking OC's leg on the post, being an asshole. Arn screams at him throughout the match, to no real avail.

I may be wrong, but I don't think Cody ever gets the Cross-Rhodes on OC, and OC never gets the Orange Punch on Cody, but they land almost all of their Not-Quite-Finishers on each other. OC has a huge, fiery comeback at the end and gets Cody pinned, gets a 1, gets a 2, then the match time expires. It's a draw. Cody's second, the first being against Darby, who coincidentally is in the stands watching this. Darby seems to applaud OC for his effort... or perhaps Cody for his. Hard to say. Darby has a complicated relationship with Cody. They've fought three times and despite Darby killing himself to win, just never could.

OC is getting a rematch with Cody soon, so hopefully he gets the win there.

There's some great stuff early on in this match when Dark Order looks to interfere, only to get kicked from the arena. They really are such a great group now. Seeing them all mad while getting shoved out of the match was, oofh, chefs kiss.


Moxley gets a hit on Lance

Same thing. Just another tease for the main event.


Matt Hardy is cleared

Matt gives a short promo, saying he's cleared to enter the ring once more when he's interrupted by a video from Sammy. Sammy says it was he that attacked Matt several weeks ago, taking him off his legs and further injuring him. He says he's not quitting until Matt doesn't come back. He's gonna finish what he started at All Out.

Matt says he had given up Sammy, but this time he'll finish it.


Fatal 4-Way Setup.

A bunch of tag teams are here, they're going to have a 4 way tag match to determine the number one tag contenders. Winner next week will face FTR. They draw names-- Private Party, John Silver/Alex Reynolds, Butcher and Blade... and the Young Bucks.

Matt and Nick come in, deliver some super kicks to Silver/Alex and B&B, make nice with Private Party before kicking their heads off, and it's clear there's gonna be some heat next week. A big brawl happens and we go to commercial.


Shida/Swole

Once more our champion fights for nothing more than her honor as there is absolutely no buildup whatsoever to this match. Swole is the number one contender now, after beating Britt back in the Dental Office brawl from All Out and everyone else having lost to Shida already.

In a surprisingly energetic and hard hitting match, Swole gets the upperhand more than once, only to fall victim to the falcon arrow and her finisher. The fans love this match and are very into it-- often in AEW this can be an energetic lull but not tonight. Everyone is all in, Shida looks fantastic, Swole does too despite some looseness here and there. Shida wins.

On the side, Nyla watches on, perhaps jealous that since she teamed up with Vickie Guerrero back in June or July, she's been on the show for a grand total of about 6 minutes. This is, I believe, Shida's 18th singles win in a row.


Spears talks about Scorpio

Shawn is upset with Scorpio-- he interrupted his match on Late Night Dynamite and feels like Scorpio stole his moment. He says its time he got that moment back.

These are two really great wrestlers, in my opinion, who almost never have anything to really do except for losing matches, so to see them fighting against each other should be a really great moment for them to shine. I'm torn though! I'd like to see both of them get a win really. Scorpio seems so forgotten a lot of the time, and seeing Shawn on Dynamite basically never even happens anymore. This dude has been in I think three pay per views, but just now seems to be aimless ever since he abandoned his search for a tag team partner.


Lance/Mox

Eddie comes out to run commentary on this match with Fenix/Pentagon. This thing is a firecracker, and at only ~15 minutes, wow.

Lance comes out with a new entrance, throwing a crew member through glass and emerging with a somewhat new look, a little reminiscent of his NJPW gear with the punk military helmet and Lemmy beard. His music is also new, and, personally, I hate it to death and back. His old song ruled ass. This... is weak.

Mox comes out, looking mad as shit. The match has been made No-DQ by Khan because of course it has. Mox hits the ring and IMMEDIATELY hits the paradigm shift on Lance, goes for the pin, and doesn't get it. This sort of sets Mox spiraling for awhile as Lance just DESTROYS him. Lance gets some tables set up outside the ring, while they fight around it reminiscent of the Mimosa Mayhem match. It feels like whoever goes through those tables is gonna lose the match.

After Lance pounds on Mox for awhile, John eventually gets the upperhand. He blasts Lance with a chair shot to the head. He gets some more offence in, throwing Lance out of the ring. Lance gets a trash can, unbeknownst to John, and when Mox comes in for the tope suicida, Lance is there to bash his skull in. More intense violence happens, BOTH of them go through the tables. Mox hits the Paradigm Shift on Lance again-- BUT ARCHER KICKS OUT! Lance hits the Blackout-- BUT MOX KICKS OUT! Lance tries a pinning move on Mox but Mox reverses, using Lances own weight against him. 1, 2, 3. Mox retains.

Eddie, who has been largely derisive of both Lance and Mox, rushes in and Fenix hits Archer with a chair. Lance retreats, knowing he's outnumbers, while Eddie tells Mox that he's not mad. He's here to celebrate the champion. Of course... he eventually manages to get the choke on Moxley. Now they're even. Eddie dumps the title on an unconscious Moxley to end the show.

Pros:

  • Women's match actually felt competitive and didn't even have non-AEW wrestlers in it
  • Moxley/Archer match was wonderful... just wish Lance could have won.
  • Orange Cassidy looked great
  • Brit/Tony are my OTP

Cons:

  • Weekly whining about no storylines for Shida
  • Weekly whining about Miro and Kip and this mysterious never talked about anymore wedding between Kip/Penelope
  • On a night when it felt like ANYTHING could happen, NOTHING did.
  • Our "Year in AEW" montage played during a commercial break
  • No titles changed hands
  • Tag match finish was weird

Grade: B-

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Dynamite 10.7.20 "30 Years of Jericho"
10/7/2020 10:05 PM

Brian Cage/Will Hobbs

Will went from just losing on Dark to everybody to a dude you could meaningfully see wearing the AEW belt in like 4 weeks. No kidding. He's so good. He's been beaten by DO trios, OC, Ricky, Dark Order again in a tag, Scorpio, Shawn, and Darby, but it's really easy to forget that now that he just looks so damn good. His flying forearm/elbow strike he does is insane, it looks like he just floats off the ground.

Anyway, this match was great. When AEW first started, there really wasn't a lot of these giant dudes hossing around, but then all the sudden they just blew the roster up with them, and now it feels like they own a lot of ground in the show that people like Shawn Spears would have occupied. This isn't necessarily a good or a bad thing, it's just a difference. I suppose it depends on your tastes.

But Cage and Hobbs went at it and hard, kind of like the Mox/Butcher match last week (or Mox/Eddie the week before). They killed each other, Will hit Cage with his new finisher, a spinebuster called The Last Will And Testament which is metal as hell, but Cage kicked out. A little disappointing to see it immediately lose some zest after just winning with it on Dark this week, but Cage is a big tough dude so it makes sense if anyone would do it.

Ultimately Cage is able to use his superior longevity and veteran moves to secure the win and retain the FTW belt. I hope they fight again soon. I would have likes to have seen Hobbs win, but he'll get his. This story isn't really about Hobbs ultimately, it's about Mox.

Ricky, who was on commentary with Taz during the match, goes to the ring to help Cage beat the shit out of Hobbs, but Taz stops them. Taz says to Hobbs, hey, two choices. Join team taz. we like you. do it. or B, we beat the hell out of you. Hobbs, importantly, does not get a chance to answer. Darby rolls up with his board and chases the goon squad out. I assume we'll hear Hobbs' answer soon, probably in the form of an F5.


Lance threatens Moxley

Lance does a promo, talking about New Japan(!) directly after Hiroshi Tanahashi (from New Japan!) congratulates Jericho on 30 years. Lance says he's learned a lot about Mox since their last fight, and this time he's prepared. He says Mox is blowing himself up fighting all these other randos and that it's only going to make beating him that much easier.


FTR/TH2

This starts with a weirdo WWE thing where the Bucks are looking behind their own backs at the monitor to watch FTR come into the ring. This is some bizarre thing they do on their shows for whatever reason, and they ham it up for laffs.

The last time TH2 was on Dynamite, they were fighting SCU on the 01.29.20 show for the belts. It's been a LONG time.

This match was kind of unfortunate, as Evans injures his leg early on and FTR works it for what felt like 2-3 hours. They just kill him over and over until Angelico is finally able to come in and try to make something happen. It doesn't feel as close as last week with FTR and SCU, nor as good, but TH2 looked fairly good together for being out for... nearly a full calendar year at this point. Angelico at one point gets BOTH members of FTR in a submission hold which was awesome, but eventually they just wear the dudes down and FTR pins doing the superplex/splash to retain the belt.  

I think even though TH2 didn't look AWFUL here, it's clear they need some time together to get the rust off. Evans has been injured as well, so it's kind of a not great restart, but it happens.

Afterwards the bucks kill the cameraman and walk away. At least Nick is back this week!

Then, Best Friends come out with Dax/Cash in hot dog costumes, and Best Friends once more reaffirm that they are unbridled weenies. They say talked to THE KHAN backstage, and it's a done deal. Next week they're getting a shot at those belts and there's nothing FTR can do about it except cry. They fight for a bit before FTR, like usual, retreats. Best Friends are left in the ring with the belts, which they raise for a moment, but ultimately give back. They look good with them.

MJF is on screen for one of the Thank You Jericho bits for his 30 year celebration, and tells everyone that Jericho is his idol.


Brodie Lee/Cody

To be upfront with my biases here, I was pulling for Brodie. He's looked great as the TNT Champ, and I fully expected Dark Order to kind of be the center of attention for this Full Gear season, but it didn't really pan out as I expected.

To prepare for this match, I've been watching some dog collar matches I never got a chance to see. My personal favorite, and the one everyone always talks about, was the Piper/Valentine Starrcade '83 match. If you've seen it, you clearly saw the inspiration they were working from here. Now, to be fair, that's very much a classic Southern Style Wrasslin' match. Comparatively to the Lucha inspired work we see on AEW very frequently, it's very very slow, but much much harder hitting. Piper and Valentine were trying to kill each other in a boxing match with chokeholds. In this Lee/Cody match, it's much more about who can outgas the other and the blood is kind of incidental.

I should mention, Valentine was actually in the crowd for this. I just listened to a show he did with Piper about that collar match, so it's nice to see him.

 

They start right away pulling the chains which are much longer than the one Piper/Valentine had. They couldn't even make it to the corners pulling, but the chain just about covers the full length here.  Cody/Lee start out largely wrestling around the chain. Some drops, kicks, body slams. Cody knocks the hell out of John Silver at ringside, blowing his head wide open.

They end up out of the ring where Brodie gets a chair and makes Silver sit in it to hold it down, but Cody kills Silver again. Anna Jay comes out to save him and he's out of the match. At this point the chain starts mattering a lot more, and Brodie starts really killing Cody. He busts Cody's head open, and then takes his hands and just scratches the wound, splitting it open further. Cody's bleeding pretty badly. Lee sets up a table, but ultimately Cody is able to overpower Lee and send him through it with a piledriver(!). Lee is busted open now, much worse than Cody is. Cody wails on Lee with the chain, delivering some punches here that definitely feel as intense as the ones Valentine and Piper hit each other with.

Alex Reynolds comes in at one point to help Lee, but Arn gives him a straight up spinebuster (holy shit) before getting hit by Lee and sent out of the ring. No one left to help either of these men now, just their own guts.

Cody hits Brodie with a Crossrhodes that Brodie IMMEDIATELY kicks out of, barely even a 1, and it looks like Lee is gonna have enough left to take this match, but ultimately Cody is able to avoid Lee's discus lariat, get the chain pulled TIGHT over Brodies whole face, punch him in the skill, hit the Cross Rhodes AND Final Cut,  and win. Cody gets the belt back and cuts a hell of a promo right away saying he's not a bad guy. He's here for the people always. He says he's gonna start fighting again right away, next week, and then Orange Cassidy comes out as they ask who it will be. OC gives a thumbs up, Cody returns it, the match is on.

I was sad, really, to see Lee lose the belt back, but the match was incredible and it made Lee once more look unstoppable. His match with Mox and this are just, man. Mox had to put Brodie literally through the floor to kill him. I mean, literally, INTO and THROUGH the floor of the arena. You have to be at 100% to beat this man. Even losing he looks crazy strong.


Omega Talks

Omega comes out to talk about the tournament that's gonna happen, and he buries Page the whole time. He says in NJPW(!) he won all the tournaments he was in, he'll win them all here. Even a "Tag team guy" like Adam Page. What's funny, KENNY, is that you were the one that talked Adam into doing a tag team with you in the first place! Kenny keeps going on about Page, embarrassing himself, honestly. He says this is his best chance yet to win the title, and he's gonna clean house.


Swole/Deeb

I don't know much about Serena Deeb-- I know she was in WWE for awhile, but man is she good. She is so good. Her match with Thunder Rosa is still one of the best women's matches that have ever been on Dynamite-- and what's funny is that during that match, neither of those women were even signed to AEW!

This is Swole's first match in awhile, since the Tooth & Nail match at All Out which was... eh. This was a pretty great bit here, but like many of the women's matches, it just kind of happens. No real story to speak of, just Swole out getting a win over Deeb. It's pretty hard hitting, however, and moves very quickly. Fine stuff. Wish there was more to it.

To me it feels like the whole build up with Swole/Baker just kind of didn't help either of them that much. Baker looked really really great last week, but this week she's gone. I dunno. This is pretty typical of the AEW women's division though, so there's no use in pointing it out. You already know this.


Mox & The Reality Of Imminent Death

Moxley is in a bar just delivering a low-key, solemn promo about his imminent match with Lance. You should just watch this one. Mox calls Lance a wandering Samurai searching the earth for Mox to get his win over him. Mox accepts that losing to Lance wouldn't be the worst way to go, and someday he's gonna lose that belt. Says you don't beat lance, you survive him. Definitely catch this one.


Chaos Project/Jericho&Hager

IT'S MAIN EVENT DR LUTHER NIGHT. This is a pretty basic match, but the crowd loves Jericho. They're eating up everything he's doing, cheering like crazy. To NO ONES surprise, Hager and Serpentico do most of the work in this match, which is fine, Luther and Jericho are clearly not in their prime, but everyone gets some cool offense in. Luther even does a top rope dive even though it nearly kills him. Luther gets a hit in with Jericho's bat Floyd by intercepting a Guevara pass, but Jericho hits him with the Judas Effect to win.

Jericho goes to give a big speech, interrupted by MJF. He unveils a clown holding a present, which Jericho opens. It's a picture of MJF. He slams the frame over the clowns head, hits him with a Judas Effect, threatens MJF, then they laugh it off. Pass the champagne, SNL credits roll with an All Jericho cast, the end.

I kind of thought the MJF thing kind of killed the vibe that was going on because it was fuckin' weirdo shit tbh, but if it advances the story, okay, sure. Would have just liked more Jericho for the Jericho party imo.


Pros:

  • Dog collar match was riveting, intense, beautiful wrestling. Absolutely perfect.
  • Cage/Hobbs: This match was a great opener and Hobbs is getting a little side story in this which is fine by me. I love him.
  • Deeb looks great. Want more of her
  • Moxley and Archers promos were spectacular
  • Honestly, so was Cody's.

Cons:

  • TH2 didn't look amazing compared to SCU
  • No advancement on the Miro/Kip story When is this supposed to happen?? This whole story is so weird to me and just loses steam all the time.
  • MJF in the Jericho celebration didn't do anything for anyone.
  • Everything after the dog collar match felt less important because it kind of was. The whole show was built around Jericho, but it was the weakest part.

Overall Grade: B+

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Dynamite 9.30.20
9/30/2020 10:00 PM

Darby Allen/Ricky Starks

First of all, I'd just like to say I slept on Ricky. I saw him on NWA a few times and I never really paid him much attention. Honestly, I barely paid attention to him the first couple times he was on Dynamite. People raved about his match with Cody during the TNT Challenge era, but I just didn't see it. I don't know why exactly, but he just never did anything I thought was that great.

I was so wrong. So he and Darby have been going back and forth since ~mid July, trading insane blows back and forth. Tonight was, and I hope this is true, not the end of this feud. If it is, that's fine, I accept it, but much like with MJF and Jungle Boy, I am left desperately wanting more.

This match was just mega hard hitting, they were slapping each other at one point and it was vicious. I think they've been trading real blows a lot. Like, I kind of feel like on some level they really do kind of hate each other. If they don't, it's wrestling magic. After a lot of very fun back and forth, Darby gets the pin with a coffin drop that looked like it nearly killed Ricky. Please give me more of this.

At one point Cage came out but got stopped by Hobbs while Ricky was on the outside. This was a little unnecessary but I think they just want to remind us that they're working together right now because the whole Archer/COVID thing happened. I don't mind it for that reason. I can see why it might annoy someone not looking at the storyline that way though.




Cody Accepts

Cody comes out-- and I think this is the first time in Jacksonville they've had him come out of the middle if I'm not mistaken. Obviously not the lift like they would  use in the old live shows, but a comfortable feeling of the old times.

Cody does some weird thing about "going to hollywood" but feeling like he didn't belong there because Brodie beat him in three minutes. He says "no" to the dog collar match, walks away, then runs back to say "NO, AS IN NO REGRETS, NO AS IN NO LOOKING BACK, WE ENTER MUCH DIFFERENT THAN WE LEAVE, TNT TITLE, DOG COLLAR MATCH, NEXT WEEK, IIIII ACCEPT". Honestly fuck me that last bit was so intense. Then Brodie comes out and they brawl for like 10 minutes. At one point, Nyla grabs Kilynn and just beats the shit out of her for some reason. No idea what that was about, Kilynn isn't even signed. I wish she WAS. Maybe this is leading to a thing with her and Nyla? They didn't follow up on it tonight, maybe next week or on Dark.



Tony & FTR

Tony comes out to talk with FTR for a little but, FTR jabbers about Best Friends, saying they're not on their level etc. Some shots about the Young Bucks, saying they need to earn it and stop being Meltzer's pets. As they're going on, Matt comes up out of nowhere with "Nick"* and superkicks Tony Schiavone. Tony takes this like a fucking champ. Matt walks off and then FTR call them out, saying hey stop beating up randos, we're right here!

*Nick has not appeared in person besides a brief thing on BTE since two weeks ago. Hey may be sick or he may have just not been there last week for the live show and taping. Considering the COVID blow up a couple weeks ago, he may be out just for his families' sake. Unclear. It is not commented on nor really noticed by anyone so far.


Dasha With SCU

SCU basically say they're gonna get their title back. That's all really-- they see Shawn Spears outside the curtain who gives them an ominous "Good luck....". Since Tully got FTR Shawn hasn't had much to do. Wonder where he's going.


SCU/FTR

Kazarian put on a great show with Hangman two weeks ago, and now he's back with Scorpio for a "Brush with Greatness" as SCU calls it. Early on, they fake a hit from Christopher Daniels to get him thrown out by the ref. Degeneracy. CD is gone. SCU has this match under their control for like 95% of the time. There's some double-teaming from FTR towards the end, but Sky had the win once but Cash was distracting the ref.

Honestly, as someone who routinely does not care very much about SCU as a tag team (Scorpio is fine, not been given anything really spectacular since his bought with Scorpio and his little mini run with Cody), I thought they were spectacular in this match. They really brought out everything they had, and the ref counted Scorpio out DESPITE Tully pulling Scorpios leg off the rope AND his OTHER foot being ON the rope. FTR is the biggest bunch of weenies on earth.

I should mention-- Hangman was on commentary for this match but it was easy to forget this as he wasn't nearly as lively there as Omega had been. He mostly refuted Omega being done with their tag team, but then got shocked and saddened when he found out at the end that they were having an 8-man tournament to get the next heavyweight contender, and that Omega was in the first round. This was a double shot to Hangman. Not only has he been out there WINNING singles matches while Omega isn't even DOING anyway and he's in the first group of four, it also basically means, yes, he's done with the tag team. All hope is dead. Hangman walks away drunk and sad.


Kassidy/Jericho

As predicted Jericho wins. Against all hope, it seems like this is one and done. I think Isiah is a fine wrestler who interests me zero percent. Jericho was barely in this match, Isiah carried a lot of it but ultimately got the Judas Effect and RIP.

What was good was that Jericho picked a fight with Luther, who rules in the memeiest way possible, and it looks like we're getting a Jericho/Luther match which FUCKING RULES.


Miro & Sabian on the bachelor party

Miro and Sabian talk about the bachelor party, and they recruit for some reason disgraced former Donkey Kong record holder Billy Mitchell helping. Weird bit but okay.


Dash W/ Best Friends & FTR

OC's match is next, Dasha is asking Best Friends some questions when FTR saunters up once more telling them they're midcard trash. BF's fake a punch and FTR look like giant weenies flinching like crazy, then OC just says "Weenies" and walks off into his match with 10.


Orange Cassidy/10

I continue to believe OC and the Dark Order is best possible pairing. Get BF's involved as a trio and this is money, baby.

I want to say this is a standard "OC Is Trying" match. He didn't do a lot of bits, just got down to business, did the swinging DDT, killed John Silver (who did the best friends hug with Alex and I think 5), then got him with the Orange Punch and followed up with this Beach Break move to finish the fight. I love this and hope it continues. Probably won't next week because of the dog collar match though.


MJF gives some jackets away

MJF and WARDDOG go into the Inner Circle dressing room to congratulate Jericho on his victory tonight (IE: continue his push to try and get into IC). He ODDLY ENOUGH doesn't have a jacket for Sammy. You can immediately see where this is going, or at least where they want us to think it's going. MJF is gonna slowly try to dog Sammy out of the IC and take his place. Honestly this bullshittery from MJF could be what finally breaks Inner Circle apart. We can hope. But MJF and Jericho do a repeat of their "Do you want me to join?" "ARE YOU ASKING TO JOIN?" bit from last year, then MJF says hey we'll come back to this. Sammy calls him a loser as he leaves but Jericho, pinky out with the champagne glass says "...no, maybe... he's not".


Baker/Red Velvet

Brit is back tonight, FINALLY, after getting injured right before, iirc, Double or Nothing. She's fighting Red Velvet who has been showing up a lot again lately. I hope that means she's getting signed along with Kilynn, I think they're both terrific. Better than Diamante and Ivelisse anyway, holy moly.

Brit, who was never really the most technically gifted wrestler before her injury (though she was on her way for sure), looks AMAZING out here tonight! Honestly this was one of her best matches on AEW ever! Shida beat Velvet in about 4 seconds flat a few months ago, so it's at least promising for Red Velvets' sake that she's out here like 10 minutes tonight.

Regardless, Brit is a total asshole to Velvet, winking into the camera, giving these awful smiles she does, and then just to remind us she's the worst, she beats Velvet with a curb stomp, gets the pin, THEN goes for her mandible claw attack (with glove) just to rub it in.

Great match. Truly excellent to see Brit Baker improving SOOO much in the ring. She's really great compared to when I started watching last year. The whole womens' division is much better, but her in particular.


Moxley/Butcher

To my ABSOLUTE delight-- well-- hang on, so Pentagon was kind of hinting he would be Moxleys challenger tonight, which I was stoked for, and then they pull a rope a dope on us with Butcher coming out for a cheap shot start to the match. I love Butcher, his whole gimmick just SPEAKS to me. So this is, okay-- I know, but to me this was like a better version of the Mox/Kingston fight from last week. Now, to be totally fair to Eddie, and I do think you have to be fair, Kingston had like 2 hours to prep for that fight. Archer's diagnosis and everything happened that fast. So I'm not dissing Eddie. At all. But this was just-- two giant dudes wailing on each other but also able to do some more flying stuff. Butcher worked Mox's leg to shreds, and Mox died on it tons. He couldn't get his Paradigm Shift nor a few other moves because he had no ground to stand on.

Butcher nearly had him a few times, REALLY put Mox through it. Eventually, Moxley got him in that choke he killed Brodie with (and Kingston too) and took him out via submission. I was really happy to see one of my favorites really get a chance to shine in a singles match. I loved it, it was good, gg.


Overall Grade: A-

Pros:

  • Mox V Butcher
  • Best Friends/FTR bits
  • SCU Looked amazing
  • MJF/IC thing looks fun
  • Baker/Red Velvet
  • Private Party/Jericho already looks over.
  • Darby/Ricky are amazing together.

Cons:

  • Kip's Engagement stuff not really going anywhere exciting yet
  • Stalling from the Young Bucks storyline because of Nick(?)
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Dynamite 9.23.20
9/23/2020 10:07 PM
Kip Sabian & Miro/Joey Janela & Sonny Kiss

So this was a little wonky. Kip and Joey have some history on the show and irl, and Joey's pre-match recorded promo was hilarious and great. His laugh-- perf. I love Joey, honestly, so seeing him cut loose some, or at minimum just have more of a presence on the show is always a plus. 

Beyond that, the audience is still trying to decide whether or not Miro is a heel, because they alternate between cheering and booing him throughout the match. TBH it felt like the faces were Sonny & Miro while the heels were Janela & Kep. When Miro was fucking up Sonny they would cheer for Sonny, and when he was beating up Joey they would cheer for Miro. Funny stuff-- makes me wonder if The Midnight Express is gonna make Joey more likeable to the AEW crowd or if they'll just see him as getting in between them and Sonny. They LOVE sonny. But Joey hasn't had much to do beyond lose and his little thing with Kip that was back in 2.5.20 and then on Dark #21. That was back before COVID when Dark/Dynamite were significantly more intertwined. The whole end to that feud was on the dark match. Coincedentally, I think that was the last match the Stronghearts were in. I continually forget they were involved with this, even more surprising that they had a match this year. 

Despite whatever else, this match was sloppy as many people seemed to forget what was happening. I expected them to hold Miro back longer for a good hot tag but he jumped in right away. Dude looks fierce af. I still think he's gonna turn on Kip and go full babyface just because people want to like him, but with tonights reaction I think it could go either way and it would work. I'm honestly not sure when Kip/Penelope's wedding is scheduled for. We'll see what happens. They get the win regardless. 



Eddie gets a match

Eddie comes out to quickly, essentially cash in that "I didn't lose the battle royale" chip from the last couple of weeks. This is happening out of storyline because Lance Archer tested positive for COVID earlier, so he's out for two weeks minimum. This is going to really fuck with this whole storyline, but they covered easily this week and I think they have a cover for next week too. Basically Eddie says he gets a match with Mox to make up for his illegitimate loss in the BR with his typical fiery monologuing. Mox comes out, they go to nose to nose, refs break it up, match set. 



Evil Uno/Adam Page


So once again Omega comes out on commentary to basically bury Adam during the match. It was also supposed to be a tag, but Kenny reiterates that he's done with that division. He says their goal was to beat every team, they almost did, no shame, the end. Every time Uno gets Page in a near fall, Kenny is like YEP THATS IT, only to sigh and continue on once Page kicks out. 

This is the first Evil Uno singles match in the history of AEW, I think is important to note. They both put up some good moves and get a lot of action, pretty half and half. Hangman goes for a bunch of moves before the buckshot, thinking he can get him down without it, but ultimately he can't Kenny notes, yep, we know what's coming. The crowd shouts BUCKSHOT, BUCKSHOT, BUCKSHOT. Page nails it. 

Tonight we saw a more confident Adam Page. He wasn't looking for Kenny, and he didn't need him. They might do this Kenny on commentary thing one more time, but if not the point has been made. Their team is over. Kenny is getting flustered he isn't getting singles opportunities. Their paths will cross again soon. 

Importantly, Knox seemed to be helping Uno throughout the match. Maybe it was incidental, but few things rarely are in AEW. For example, at one point Uno used Knox as a bodyguard then lifted Hangmans boot up into Knox's hands which Uno then used to help him do a move. Hangman tried the same thing later with Unos leg but Knox just dropped it. Curious. Very curious. 



Matt Jackson

Tony comes back to talk to Matt about his behavior over the last couple weeks. As Matt throws the door open, Tony flinches expecting the superkick. Matt calms him down, says he's sorry about their behavior, but they've been through a lot recently. Tony keeps asking about FTR which pisses Matt off, so he takes Tony's phone, slams it on the wall, then throws a wad of cash at Tony as he shuts his dressing room door. Nick is nowhere to be seen. Tony is sad, but says he keeps everything stored "ON THE CLOUD" so he hasn't lost any data. Reba tweets that Brit will take him phone shopping. 



Orange Cassidy/Brodie Lee

This match-- mwah. Chefs kiss. So last week, I wrote about how this match seemed really out of place. No real build up, story, threat, just bam, OC & Brodie. Ok. Go. And that's still true. However, this match, so good. Okay, so I theorized to myself over the Jericho/OC feud that OC was kind of dropping some of his good stuff because Jericho didn't want to fuck with it. It worked in story as with each increase in the feud it got more and more serious, but that's not OC at his best. In fact, with each fight, it got less and less interesting. 

However, it seemed to me in this match that they were trying to marry the Dynamite DO with the BTE DO a little bit. Silver was featured prominently, as were the DO goon squad. Brodie was screaming at his boys and Anna throughout the match while OC was pulling classic OC shit (Ducking under his clotheslines by just dying mid ring). In fact, the finish was Silver jumping in and taking the Orange Punch for Brodie so that Brodie could do his lariat, the same one that killed Cody, to kill OC. 

Now, an OC/Best Friends and DO story would be amazing and funny, but those hopes will be dashed by the next few segments. 

Dark Order lays a beating on OC when all the sudden the lights cut, Cody's music plays, and out of the fog comes a rejuvenated, dark haired, suit wearing Cody who seems like he's back and better than ever. OC scoots off as well as Brodie, and cut to commercial. 



Insane Brodie promo 

Honestly, just watch it.

THE AUDACITY ? #AEWDynamite pic.twitter.com/IHwWmRyxj5

— All Elite Wrestling on TNT (@AEWonTNT) September 24, 2020





So this was good as hell. Brodie rules. Cody will respond next week. 



Matt Hardy & Private Party issue challenge to Jericho

Hardy comes out limping, talking about the attack that occured last week. Says the guy had a mask, he has no real clue who did it, but it seems likely it was probably Jericho because why wouldn't it be. Natchy, Jericho comes right out because he sits backstage waiting for someone to say his name. Sammy is back, whole IC is back together. 

Jericho says sure, fuck it, let's go. Eventually Isiah challenges Jericho to a match. He says yeah, everyone expects him to lose, but he might surprise him, and he'll make Jericho his "Le Champion Bitch". This is lifted almost entirely from Scorpios far superior promo on Jericho from 11.20.19




Isiah will lose this match, and they will remain uninteresting. Isiah was at least fairly good on the mic, but he had his boys right there with him. 



20 Minutes

FTR is out with Tully jerking each other off about how good they are. Tully is having an off night on the mic, tbh. Tony lets them talk and they say they're gonna challenge SCU to a 20 minute title shot on Dynamite next week. Tully makes a bizarre comment about how unless SCU wins... they lose? I'm not sure what to make of this. If there was a further stipulation and Tully just forgot it or something. Either way, Tony notes Best Friends are the number one contenders. Then, Best Friends come out. They say fuck it, let's go right now, we're still banged up from the street fight but whatever. 

Like the cowardly bullies they are, they say oh no, you're too beat up, we'll do it later, and bail. Chuck says even PnP weren't scared to fight. He calls FTR weenies, which they are. They hug it out. 



Shida & Rosa vs Ivelisse & Diamante

Of the Rosa matches, this was by far the weakest and that was very disappointing. No promo from anyone, just right to the point. Ivelisse and Diamante just aren't match the energy from Shida/Rosa IMO. The match isn't as fast as any of the ones before it and everything looks choppy and weird. Rosa saves Shida multiple times before Shida gets the pin with the Falcon Arrow. 

I expected this to set up a further match with Shida/Rosa, maybe a double title match, but they take their respective belts and that's that. Not a lot to say about this. Ivelisse, despite no-selling a lot last week, at least looked like she was trying, so that's something. I don't know. The Shida/Rosa match was good, Rosa/Ivelisse was fine, but this just felt like nothing, despite it having the rare setup in the women's division. I was very disappointed. I was looking forward to this the most of all. They're my two favorite womens wrestlers. 



Jericho and MJF meet again

Jericho at first comes out and says he respects Isiah's tenacity before MJF crashes the party. They flirt for a minute before simultaneously shouting THEN WHY DID YOU CALL ME A LOSER. They both make excuses, saying it wasn't directed towards the other, and at the end they say, hey, you know what, you're alright. 

These two people shouldn't be allowed near each other. They evil energy is too much and too high. 

Theres a lot of interesting places to take this though. If MJF manages to get a wedge in the Inner Circle, that could be something. They keep sort of pointing towards the direction of something breaking IC up, but it never really pans out. I don't know what it would take, but I know if anyone is crazy town enough to do it it's MJF. 



Mox/Kingston

This match is a slow lumbering hard hitting match as far away from technical as you can get. They spend most of the match throwing each other, chopping the hell out of each other, and generally avoiding a lot of big moves. Honestly the slaps and chops in this match were nuts. Mox slapped Eddie once so hard it was like he nearly blew his ears off. You could see the sweat just hang in the air. Mox puts Eddie in a piledriver, they trade German suplexes, and then Mox ends up putting Eddie out the same way he did Brodie. Rear naked choke into a KO. 

The victory is short lived as the Lucha Bros come out to pile onto Mox while Eddie gets his bearings. Will Hobbs cleans them up only to get taken out. Darby comes out, then Butcher, Blade, Taz, Starks, Cage etc. all beat up our three friends. The show ends with Mox Hobbs and Darby dead as hell with the heels standing there like the nWo. 



To be quite honest, this episode was inferior to last nights Late Night show. The Adam Page match was good because Hangman, and the OC/Brodie match just delivered specifically for me the whole way through and let OC be OC again. Beyond that, the energy felt off due I think to the show being shuffled around significantly following Lance's COVID diagnosis and the cancelation of the 6-man tag scheduled for tonight. They're working their way back to it, but it just wrenched it so bad. 

It seemed like they had to just the match timings or something, because everyone seemed off at the beginning then at the end. The post-mox win beatdown, it seemed like they had maybe 1-2 minutes more than they were supposed to, and it led to a lot of like "okay they've won, now what" feelings. 

Overall Grade: B

Pros:
  • OC/Brodie
  • Cody returning
  • Jericho & MJF
  • Brodie Promo
Cons:
  • Disappointing end to Thunder Rosa's time on Dynamite
  • Crowd died halfway through
  • Messy matches
  • Private Party/Jericho feud is already boring
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Late Night Dynamite (9/22)
9/23/2020 01:01 AM
Technically this episode aired on the 23rd here, starting after midnight, but for the sake of clarity I'm keeping it 9/22 like it was intended. 



Scorpio Sky
/Ben Carter

So I saw Ben's match on Dark earlier today-- I thought he looked pretty good though I was largely unfamiliar with him. However, this match was off the charts. First of all, this is the best Scorpio has looked maybe since his match with Jericho on 11/27/2019. I mean seriously. This match was amazing. So much stuff happened I can't even describe it. Ben was doing all these insane moves and Scorpio put him down over and over and over, even started bleeding from his eyebrow but he couldn't quite nail it. Honestly I don't even remember what Scorpio did to finally keep him down, I was too awestruck at what was happening. Ben maybe had the run of a lifetime mid match, he was hitting move after move after move, just blowing it the fuck up. He did this luchasarus esque standing moonsault once and just, hot damn dude. This match was too good for this show that maybe 200,000 people saw at best. I would not be mad if they signed Ben. In fact, I hope they do. 



Brandi Rhodes/AnnaJay


I was hoping for a Dark Order win here-- got it. So Brandi comes out on FIRE and pummels the shit out of AJ. Hits her with a spear right away, drops her on the apron, just spends the first 5 minutes of the match crushing her down. Anna goes for a quick queenslayer early but Brandi got out of it. They beat the hell out of each other. I just said this about Scorpio too, but both these women were on tonight. Brandi is usually kind of hit or miss, and Anna is SUPER SUPER SUPER green, but they both just wrecked ass. 

Near the end Stu and Uno came out, Stu trying to get in the ring because Brandi was about to get the pin. Uno held him back and distracted the ref while Brandi got an 8-count that turned into 1.5ish, Anna reversed and got the queenslayer and knocked Brandi out cold. Awesome match. Truly fantastic. The best either of them has ever done. 



Quick Scorpio promo w/ Matt Sydal

Scorpio is celebrating his win with a good opponent when Matt comes over, they're friends, they're gonna party when Matt wins. We also get a short package about the OC/Brodie fight for... later tonight. It's standard OC stuff about how the old people hated him but now they know he's good. Sorry olds, OC was always good. 



Matt Sydal/Shawn Spears

This was also good-- not as good as the other two matches, but good. Brandi/Anna had story heat, and the Ben/Scorpio match was just MAGIC, this was just a good match. Shawn did look great though. 

Matt honestly has the upper hand throughout this match. Doesn't trip and fall this time though he wipes off the turnbuckle before he climbs up lol. It starts off really mat heavy with a lot of grapples and such, before amping up and getting aerial and violent. They really started giving it to each other, Shawn at one point nearly breaking Matt's neck. 

Matt decks Shawn outside the ring which lets Tully load up Shawn's power glove. Shawn comes back in, delivers a quick left, wham bam see ya man Shawn gets the 1,2,3. Scorpio runs in after a minute and they exchange some pleasantries-- hopefully this leads to a little Shawn/Scorpio action because that would be very hot for me personally. I like both of them but they haven't really done anything spectacular or had any real good feuds. Seems like a fun pairing. 



Overall

Honestly I'm just pleased as I can be. The show, for a little one hour write off, showcased some really excellent singles action. I really don't mind the tag division in AEW, it's really good, but honestly it really is kind of a relief sometimes just to see some singles work. It's just easier to focus on the story of the match when it's one on one. I hadn't considered that really until after this show, but its true. I repeat again, I like AEW's tag division. I'm not saying Tags suck, just that once in awhile, it's nice to see more singles stuff. 

This show was unnecessarily good. I can't imagine it'll have a high viewership, even amongst AEW fans, but you have to watch it, seriously. 

I think Brandi/Anna Jay will get another match since this one had kind of a funky finish, and why not, they need more womens' feuds, but it might be donezo. I definitely hope we see more of Ben, and I'm sure it's leading to Scorpio/Shawn. Even if its just a little feud, I'm in for it. Scorpio needs something to do and so does Shawn. 

Ultimately this just makes me want AEW's second show even more. I neeeeeed it. 
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Dynamite 9.16.20
9/16/2020 09:53 PM

Jurassic Express/FTR


The show starts with the bucks coming out looking mad as hell like last week-- they deck the ref, smolder, and roll out, throwing a wad of cash at TK in the back as they stroll out of the show. Looks like there's no doubt about it, these dudes are pissed and they're gonna be taking it out on the roster soon. I'm sad to see it honestly. They could have been heroes. 

FTR cheers them on in the back, but the reality is that someday the young bucks are going to destroy them, and I can't wait to see it. They'll never know what hit them. 

The match with Jurassic Express/FTR starts right after-- Luchasaurus, the imminent hottest tag in the universe gets some great shots in on FTR while Jungle Boy puts in a ton of work with nothing to show for it. FTR pull some weird corner shenanigans and get the pin. I was honestly a bit surprised by this, I sort of exxpected JE to pull a victory out on FTR and earn a real title shot, but this may more or less just be putting a little match on this feud, or else squashing it before it becomes a whole thing. We'll have to wait and see. 



Matt Hardy injured again

We cut to breaking news backstage where Matts leg has been destroyed by an unknown assailant just when he was getting ready to help Private Party with their match. There's no doubt that Inner Circle was behind this as they return to the scene of the crime to be enormous bitches like usual. Jericho is still teaming with Jake as Sammy is out after being injured in his match with Matt. It's the worst of all worlds. Jake and Jericho laugh and head off as Matt is left to pull himself together even more. 


 
Kazarian/Hangman

Omega joins the commentary booth to casually squelch any chance of he and Hangman getting back together for another tag run. Omega says he's done with the whole thing. Many times throughout the match he seems shocked that Hangman managed to get himself out of trouble, because, he says, he's usually had to have been the one to save him. He also says he was offered this as a tag match but turned it down. The hurt is real. 

Kazarian basically is able to shrug off a good portion of Hangmans offence, even though Hangman is using everything but the buckshot lariat because he can't quite get to it. Hangman stifles a few of Kazarians attempts to get some offence, basically just barely holding him off the whole match. He ultimately is able, after some incredible effort, to use the buckshot and to get the pin. However, as soon as he does, Omega says thanks for the coffee, and heads to the back. Hangman looks for him, maybe for some reconciliation, but Omega is already gone. No one is there for him. No one at all. 



MJF/Shawn Dean

MJF comes out and performs a Shida/Red Velvet% Speedrun on Shawn Dean (A wrestler I'm not super familiar with). He wins by submission, then cuts a promo about how he is the "undefeated, undisputed, uncrowned world heavyweight champion" and makes Justin Roberts say it with threats via Wardlow. MJF says he feels like everyone is in some kind of group but him, so he says he might just form his own stable. Thankfully, he then leaves.



Eddie Kingston Appears

Eddie once more reminds us he didn't lose in the battle royale, and says his group is a family, and families sometimes fight and reconcile, but his only fights. He has Butcher Blade and the Lucha Bros grab random faces from the audience and kill them. He tells Penta and Fenix that theyre his brothers and that it's time for Blade to "get his house in order". This appears on its surface to be a reference to The Bunny (Allie), who has been wrapped up in Nightmare Family bullshit via her honeypotting of QT so long that she's spent more time there than being the Bunny. Eddie vaguely alluded to this last week as well by referencing the face that Blade is married to her. Until now she's only been their valet before disappearing, and it's never been mentioned that they were married in storyline as far as I know. 

This suddenly makes QT look sort of bad by proxy, but ultimately this means we're probably gonna see B&B Vs. Natural Nightmares or something involving Allie turning on QT or Blade one. I doubt we're looking at a love triangle story, but there will surely be dramatic developments soon. 



Private Party/Jericho & Jake


Personally I thought this was the worst match on the show as there were no real stakes involved and this is just generally to get J&J another win on their crusade for the tag titles by taking out the perpetual midcard guardians Private Party. They may have beaten the bucks in a surprise upset last year during the Tag Tournament, but they really have lost just about every single match they've had since then. I thought this was a bit overlong and didn't tell much of a story really. I was not very invested, though the match itself was fine. Jericho wins with a crushing Judas Effect, which PP sold to absolute chefs kiss perfection. Jericho continued pumeling Kassidy. Quen hits him, sending him to the back with Jake. 

Instead of running for the belts this might be setting something more up with Private Party, which I honestly could not care less about. I imagine when Sammy is back he will be like wtf why am I not your tag team partner anymore, which may finally be what Sammy needs to leave IC. He may even join with MJF. They would be insufferable together. We'll see. 



NWA Women's Championship Match
Thunder Rosa/Ivelisse (w/ Diamante)


When they announced this match, I assumed it was some kind of contractual obligation from Billy Corgan-- that if Thunder Rosa comes and loses her challenge to Hikaru Shida, they needed to show Thunder Rosa beating someone from AEW to retain her own belt. That's sort of how this starts-- Thunder Rosa initially lays a big beatdown on Ivelisse, who eventually starts to get the upper hand. Honestly this match was so good. Very intense. This is the first singles match from Ivelisse on Dynamite since her debut on 7.16.20 where Diamante beat her-- but I wasn't super invested in that. She also had a match on Dark #50 against Kilynn who should be signed imo. 

Either way, Thunder Rosa eventually pins Ivelisse, but Diamante jumps her and Rosa takes a beating. Shida runs in, to my gleeful delight, runs off the goons and takes a long look at that NWA belt. She gives it back to Rosa and they have a moment. I was like, oh, please announce they'll be tagging against Ivelisse/Diamante next week. They usually announce those kinds of things right away-- but ultimately they did at the end of the show. Amazing. Cannot wait. 

I'm assuming now that they'll tag, win, and then Shida is going to challenge Rosa for HER belt. This could go anywhere. If they let them do a double belt match this feud could go on for a long time and I would be happy-- they're the two best wrestlers in the womens division right now. 



Sabian Ford & Miro

Short little segment where Miro and Kip basically just reaffirm they're friends and that the bachelor party for Kips wedding is gonna rule. Miro works out and is excited. Obviously he will ruin Kips wedding. 



6-Man Tag Team Promo W/ Lance/Mox

In my favorite segment of the night I think promo wise, Lance/Jake come out and basically say, yeah, sometimes fate makes strange bedfellows. For our side of the 6man tag we don't want to be in bed with the devil, when we could have the tazmanian devil. He calls Taz out. Taz says Cage and Starks will fight with Lance but he has to give his dudes first dibs on challenges if he wins the belt off of Mox. Archer agrees and is generally just the best dude. 

Mox shows up and is jumped by Cage and Starks from the crowd, imitating 9.9 when some rando tried to run up on Mox and got his shit fucked by security immediately. Mox is saved by WILL HOBBS, who earlier today it was announced is now signed to AEW. This is amazing news for me, as I love Will Hobbs, and that I love Mox and Lance Archer, and then Mox says Darby is on the team too, and I love them together, and I can't wait to see Starks lose in this match to Darby next week. I am so excited. I AM SO EXCITED. 

They announce after this that for some reason OC is fighting Brody for the TNT Championship next week. Huh? Don't know why, but, okay! 



Parking Lot Brawl
Santanna/Ortiz / Chuck/Trent

This match is nuts. Absolutely off the wall. Just the violence. Ortiz is jammed into an engine, Santana has his face broken on a mirror. A sledgehammer flies into a windshield at 40,000mph, trent is thrown into a windshield so hard his back is eviscerated. It just goes and goes and it's so good. They died for this match. And then, when hope is lost, OC pops out of a gat dang trunk with A CHAIN, helps them get the win, then Best Friends ride off into the sunset with Sue who throws up a proud middle finger on the way out. 

How can you not love this. It was perfect. Tony said it was "HOLY HELL". Unforgettable. 

After the Matt/Sammy ordeal at All Out 2020 it was initially kind of uhhhh what you guys doing here, but they did everything, no one seemed seriously hurt, and it was awesome. So. 



Thoughts - 

I really enjoyed this episode all the way through except for the Jericho/Private Party match, which was basically due to no story and lack of stakes. We knew who was winning and why (or at least I assume I know why), but eh. It may lead somewhere in the future. 

Highlights for me where the 6-man promo, Thunder Rosa, and the ending brawl. The Hangman fight was a nice bit of storytelling but maybe went too long. Maybe. Hard to say. I enjoyed it. 

This really was just a killer show though. I am stoked for next week. Truly totally stoked. 
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MJF/Jericho 11.13.19
9/10/2020 12:08 AM
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Dynamite 9.9.20
9/9/2020 11:00 PM
I'm gonna start writing reviews for each episode of the show, just because I want to. So here's the first.





The show starts with Jericho/MJF meeting for the first time since Jericho tried to make MJF ask for acceptance into the inner circle way back. They call each other losers and the show starts. I liked this because I feel like these two are destined to fuck with each other at some point. Maybe in the ring maybe not, but it has to happen. Jericho needs some wins first though. He's lost a lot recently. 




Lucha Bros. Vs. Jurassic Express -

Continuing the story from pre-all out of Eddie Kingston trying to lead BB & LB to some form of tag team success, they face Jurassic Express in the opener. Jungle Boy does most of the work for the match, Luchasaurus getting a couple of good tags. Jungle Boy is about to eat the pin when the Lucha Bros. end up bamboozled into performing their finisher on themselves. JE takes the win. Eddie does a promo after trying to get a rowdy Pentagon and Fenix to reconcile, which they ultimately do. Eddie tells us he wasn't officially eliminated from the Battle Royale at all out, which may ultimately lead to something in the future with Jake and Lance.



Jake/Lance Promo

Speaking of-- here Lance and Jake stand in the rain and give a promo about how they're gonna fuck Moxley up. They work so well together, and Lance is intelligible now. He was a little too soft before, and now he sounds like a very confident angry macho man. We love this.



Matt Hardy announces time off

He comes out-- and I was initially scared he was gonna announce his retirement. He does officially decree that his feud with Sammy is over because he basically agrees that its cursed. Which it is. He says he's sorry he took such a risk and didn't give us the match he deserved. He gets cheers from a live crowd for the first time. They chant his name forever. It must have felt good for him to finally know the crowd was behind him. He looked okay, but says he's taking some time off to heal. I'm glad you're alright bud. 



Orange Cassidy Vs. Angelico 

This is the first time any of TH2 has been on Dynamite since February 19th at the tag team battle royale. That was the first time they had ever really gotten any kind of bit in a show, they had that whole thing with Jack Evans on some guys shoulders-- it was good. It's nice to see them back. They've been gone so long that the tag division has changed COMPLETELY. They may as well have been debuting tonight. I'm certain there are a large contingent of post covid fans who have never ever seen these guys do anything. They had a good match with Jimmy Havoc and.. Mox was it? waaaaaaaaaaaaay back. Havoc isn't even a wrestler anymore since speaking out. In any event, OC does his signature crazy town ddt and finishes angelico off. This doesn't seem to set up anything with Jack Evans or more with TH2 but more just there so they can finally re-do that parking lot brawl they were setting up around the time of the shutdown with PnP. I dunno if OC will be involved, seems to be more of a best friends thing. They cut a good promo on santanna and ortiz and say they wont be there to hug next week.



Young Bucks Attack Alex Marvez

Short and sweet. Marvez goes to interview the Bucks, they superkick him. Get fined by Cody, the announcers say. They seem to be going full heel. All on their own. 



The BEST Man

Kip comes out rocking a midriif while Penelope is as hot as fucking always, and he says it's time to announce his BEST man for their wedding. Puf comes out first, to great acclaim from me and maybe 14 other people. No one in the audience, apparently. Then Pillman Jr who is needlessly assaulted, then Miro (Rusev). I myself have never seen Miro do anything, because I never ever watched WWE, but I'm aware generally he was unhappy and abused in WWE. He cuts a promo on Vince and his brass rings, and genuinely looks impossibly happy. The crowd chants "MIRO DAY, MIRO DAY", and he looks like he'll cry. It's good. I like him instantly. 

No clue where the wedding is going specifically, but I have to imagine it will lead to something with Miro and Kip possibly tag teaming or something.



Tony & Hangman Talk 

My man Hangman is dejected as hell. He says it's all his fault they lost. They could have won, but he cost them everything. He says at the end of the day, he knows he's a man like everyone else, but he's also full of poison. This hurts me deeply. I am even now sorrowful. He says he hopes to work with Kenny again to get the belts back. 



Jake Hager/Jericho Vs. Sonny Kiss/Joey Janela 

No DQ match but REALLY CLEAR TAGS. Oddly enough, some of the best, clearest, well defined tags in weeks in AEW tbh. Ironic but-- whatever. The match is fine. Sonny does some good work here and nearly pins Hager until Jericho blasts him with the fire extinguisher. He gets rolled up and they lose. Jericho says that he and Hager are gonna go after the tag belts since Sammy is recovering from being blown up at All Out. 

Ultimately they will not succeed at this, or at least it's hard to imagine them winning right now. They might make it to the title match but Jericho is in such horrible shape right now. He's blown out so quickly during matches. He looks like he's dying every week. I'm sure the humidity and heat there don't help but. No way they get the belts. 



MJF fires his campaign staff

MJF tells his staff they failed him, and fires them all. Jordan gets the fuck out, he screams at Nina and calls her ugly, which is just, oofh I can't believe she didn't smack the shit out of him. lol, he does let gum guy go gently, but then turns to Wardlow. He shits all over Wardlow because hey, he's not signed with AEW. MJF pays him. Wardlow can't do a fucking thing. So he takes it. But it's clear Wardlow no longer has any appreciation for MJF as a person. He is going, someday, to throw that man through a wall and it's going to be WONDERFUL. MJF basically says he's gotta figure out how to be top contender again, which means he's gonna kind of drop out of storyline for a little while. 



Moxley on the Murderhawk

Mox says Lance is a scary competitor, but he's the best man for the job. Basically just accepting the challenge Lance presents and talking him up as a good contender. 



FTR Celebration

FTR comes out and does a roast on all their tag teams, paying special attenting to Jurassic Express who end up tossing them out of the ring. They tell JE that they can fight them next week, but not for the belts. Just for a chance to fight late for the championship. Surprisingly, everyone eats the cake instead of throwing it on someone or someone through it. Marko does dump some ice on them, but it basically just sets this feud up and gets some heat for next week



Ricky on Darby

Ricky comes out doing his hilarious Darby getup again, still continuing this thing he has with him. He says it's Darby's fault he loses and no one likes him, because he's careless and crazy. He'll be alone, no one will tag with him, and Ricky will fuck him up the next time he sees him. 



Tay Vs. Nyla

Welcome to AEW Tay! Nyla kills Tay here as a thank you for signing. Nyla and Vickie (now the Violent Vixens) tell us they're pissed and aren't leaving, continue beating on Tay until Shida shows up to tell them to fuck off with her kendo stick-- which is what Shida used to beat Nyla's skull in last time when she won the belt from her. Shida saves Tay Conti here but she's basically already sold her soul to the Dark Order. An unexpected storyline developing in the women's division. A rarity post-covid. This is to be treasured. 



Ross talks to Omega

Omega says the tag belt gave him purpose in AEW since he failed to be the big man he was expected to be when he debuted with AEW. Says he enjoyed his run with Hangman but times up-- he's done with the tag division. It's time for him to buckle up and become the champ he was destined to be. This is awful and sad and I'm sorry Hangman.



Brodie Vs. Dustin

Dustin is just too good. The dude is 51 years old and just is on top of his game like no one else his age could dream of. He and Brodie put on a hell of a fight despite weird interference from John Silver which does nothing. I assume this was fucked up because I don't know what the hell was supposed to happen. I think the ref saw him when he wasn't supposed to. Whatever-- Dustin takes the reigns of the middle third of the match and just about clenches it multiple times, even once piledriving Brodie. Brodie manages to grab the rope out of sheer instinct. Eventually, after a failed cross-rhodes, Brodie gets the upper hand again and fucks Dustin up, bringing to a close the blood feud Dustin has for now. This may continue into the future, but maybe not. Hard to say. Dustin lost pretty unequivocally here though either way. 



Overall: Typically AEW's post-PPV shows are a lot of setup for the next "season" of story telling. They tend to do cycles of PPV to PPV, with those tending to cap off major feuds and belt fights. This is no different. A LOT of story telling and set up here, but good looks at where the Elite are following All Out. The Full Gear stories look very exciting, and I look forward to seeing where things like the Dark Order go next.
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