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ALL OUT 2020 PREDICTIONS

9/4/2020 02:57 AM

Brit Baker/BIG SWOLE - taking on two, well, one and a half challengers (come on reba) was just a warm up, Swole is going to rip Baker in half on the squared circle
Moxley/MJF - MJF is a stupid motherfucker and i hate him, but he's young and undefeated in singles. he is going to win, but will leave the ring with a few teeth missing
Jericho/ORANGE CASSIDY - Orange is gonna win because he's got his hands in his pockets when he fights.
Omega and Page / FTR - FTR is a boring shithole team, and they win to appease dipshits who love seeing stupid bland musclehead chumbuckets. Page goes full heel, joins Dark Order, gets a guitar, releases a goth country album, makes platinum. FTR is like SCU for losers, and SCU is already for Losers. you're a fucking idiot if you like FTR. Go drink bleach.
Rosa/SHIDA - Shida is unbeatable. Abadon's been doing well, probably needs to have a rematch with her soon.
Jurrassic Express/Young Bucks - I don't like Young Bucks, like, they're fine and all, but they're boring. they're gonna win because JE doesn't have the heart to beat them. JE is too nice in their fights.
A bunch of stupid fucking idiot clowns/DARK ORDER - they better run over the nightmare family with those six lawnmowers
Sammy/Hardy - Hardy. Even if he doesn't win the match, Hardy beats Sammy. next.
Battle Royale - MICHAEL NAKA NAKA NAKA NAKAZAWA

1 Comment

Captain

5:21 PM

Page goes full heel, joins Dark Order, gets a guitar, releases a goth country album, makes platinum

yes