I just got off the most surreal phone call with my mother. She went from "yesterday we had a zoom funeral with my coworker that died of covid" to "I don't see why we can't have in-person school, even though one coworker literally just died of covid and roughly half the teachers/staff are in quarantine with covid" (she's a teacher).
I also asked her how the relatives that have covid are feeling, and she (while coughing) insisted that they are fine and that she also feels just fine. And that she's sure she doesn't have covid (WHILE COUGHING) but her allergies are killing her (DRY HACKING COUGH).

I really just wish grandma was still alive so she could beat my mother for being so goddamn stupid.